DOG: I’m going to sit in your lap now.
Me: Uh, you’re a little big for that.
DOG: I need a hug. I want to sit in your lap.
*sad eyes* *he has EPIC sad eyes. he looks sad even when he’s happy*
Me: Oh, all right.
DOG: YAY! *climbs into lap* *squish*
Me: Are you comfy? Because, you know, I’m not. *being crushed by 55lbs of dog*
DOG: *wags* *beats me in the knee with tail*
Fast forward a bit…
Gravity: *takes over*
DOG: *slowly oozes to the floor* *looks around, sighs, naps*